Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:19 pm
It's not mine but i just thought it was funny
DB NeO Cut Springs
Posts : 108 Join date : 2012-11-14 Age : 32 Location : England
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:43 pm
I went to the doctors yesterday, asked the doctor "have you got anything for wind?" He gave me a kite.
Went into a shop the other day hoping to get some camoflauge pants, couldn't find them.
A man driving his car hits a woman, who's fault was it? The mans, why was he driving in the kitchen?
APX maroman BNBPD
Posts : 4884 Join date : 2012-08-07 Age : 31 Location : pittsburgh PA
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:05 pm
confucius say, man who stands on toilet is high on pot
MrTupas Mr. DIY
Posts : 1085 Join date : 2012-10-09 Location : Chicago
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:07 pm
You know what else is funny?
Woman's rights.
Saracuze Cut Springs
Posts : 167 Join date : 2012-10-20 Age : 33 Location : Leicester, England
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:37 pm
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
AC x Stunner Mr. DIY
Posts : 1416 Join date : 2012-07-31 Age : 27 Location : England
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:33 pm
Why did the little girl fall off the swing ?
because she had no arms.
Coty Mr. DIY
Posts : 1067 Join date : 2013-03-01 Age : 29 Location : New Hampshire
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:46 pm
A man walks into a swanky New York City bar, built on the top floor of a sky scraper. As he walks to his booth, he passes a man on a bar stool who is enjoying a cocktail. On the bar in front of him, he has a stack of napkins. The man sits at his booth and watches the man at the bar. On occasion, he will blow a napkin off the stack, and it will flutter to the window, go out the small opening, be gone for a few seconds, and then come back in and land on the napkin stack in the same way it was before. The man finishes his meal, and as he goes to leave, he stops to talk to the man at the bar.
"How do you keep making that napkin come back?" "It's just the air current up the side of the building, it brings it right back up." "Oh, interesting." "It's strong enough to hold a man." says the man at the bar. "Bullshit." "I'm serious."
The man walks over to the window and without hesitation steps off.
He falls and he falls and he falls. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2, and right before he hits the ground, he stops, and begins to float back up. Upon reaching the top floor, he jumps off onto the ledge and steps back inside the bar. The other man is astounded.
"Oh wow, that was crazy." "Now you do it." "HELL NO. That's too much for me." "Come on, I'll give you $50 when you get back up here." "Fine, fine"
The man walks to the ledge, and, shaking all the way, steps off. He begins to pickup speed. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1, and SPLAT. All over the sidewalk. The man at the bar walks back and has a seat. The bartender is shaking his head.
"Superman, you are an ass when you drink."
CivicEJ9 Wheels And A Drop
Posts : 392 Join date : 2012-12-17 Age : 26 Location : Scotland
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:27 pm
Ok, first Draw of the thread. And I have to say the winner is Coty! Enjoy your 10k man!
CivicEJ9 Wheels And A Drop
Posts : 392 Join date : 2012-12-17 Age : 26 Location : Scotland
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:38 pm
You can all start posting for tomorrows draw!
Coty Mr. DIY
Posts : 1067 Join date : 2013-03-01 Age : 29 Location : New Hampshire
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:59 pm
Thank you sir!
Ennis Junkyard Junkie
Posts : 1578 Join date : 2013-01-25
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:21 pm
What you call a donkey with three legs :
Wonkey ---------- If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions! ---------- A person went into the office one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".
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Hehe
MichaelC Junkyard Junkie
Posts : 3428 Join date : 2012-11-17 Age : 25 Location : WI
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:21 am
AC x Stunner wrote:
Why did the little girl fall off the swing ?
because she had no arms.
KNOCK KNOCK
"whos there"
not her!!!
CivicEJ9 Wheels And A Drop
Posts : 392 Join date : 2012-12-17 Age : 26 Location : Scotland
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:00 pm
Pretty good so far,MichealC, I liked how you used someone elses joke. Ennis, that blonde joke with the two coats was excellent! Keep up the funnies guys!
Ennis Junkyard Junkie
Posts : 1578 Join date : 2013-01-25
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:00 pm
Hehe what time does the comp end?
CivicEJ9 Wheels And A Drop
Posts : 392 Join date : 2012-12-17 Age : 26 Location : Scotland
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:03 pm
I do draws every day around 8pm GMT, I'm doing this for 6 days, so if you don't win today, you can try again the next day. Good luck!
Ennis Junkyard Junkie
Posts : 1578 Join date : 2013-01-25
Subject: Re: Mods Can lock. Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:12 pm
Subject: Mods Can lock. 
Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:00 pm
... I have a little bit of debt haha
