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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline

You have to take your shoes off to bounce of a trampoline

If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

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A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, "How much is this TV?"

The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

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Why did the mirror have holes in it?

Cause a blonde tried to shoot herself!

Ennis do you hate blondes ? Have you been heartbroken by a blonde ? Is that what it is ?

;p

A mother asked her daughter what she wanted for her birthday.

The little girl replied, “I want a Barbie and G.I.Joe.”

“G.I.Joe?” the mother asked. “I thought Barbie came with Ken.”

The daughter replied, “No she comes with G.I.Joe. She fakes it with Ken.”

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Kids in the backseat can cause an accident. An accident in the backseat can cause kids.

Tiger NOOO I need to get out of debt hahaha ;p lobby tonight ? I fancy hooning down Fujimi

I don't know what the wife has planned for us just yet, so I don't know if I'll make it to a lobby today.

Fair enough whatever she has planned if its rope your gunna have alot of fun ;p







Towing the car ... You're so dirty tiger

God damn, this is a hard choice between Tiger and Ennis, Tigers Ken and GI Joe joke was brilliant, and I've never heard it before, Ennis's jokes were all equally funny, but he had a few more, so for this round I'm going to have to go with Ennis! Enjoy man, update your bank.

FUCKING YES !!!!! Love you !!!!!!! I'm debt freeeeee

You can all start posting for the third round!

Thanks civic and I won't post this round don't want to steal all your moneys

Two buddies were having a drink at a bar when the subject turned to sex and marriage.
”Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?” the first man asked.
“Well, every once in a while,” the second man replied. “But she’s more into the dog trick thing.”
“Oh man,” the first man said. “Kinky stuff, huh?”
“Well, not exactly,” the second replied. “I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead..."

God damn Tiger, you're one funny guy. XD

A middle-aged couple had two stunningly beautiful daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they’d always wanted. After a few months of attempting to conceive, the wife became pregnant. She delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified to find the ugliest child he had ever laid eyes on.
He told his wife, “Look at our 2 beautiful daughters, there’s no way in hell that’s my son! Have you been cheating on me?”
The wife says, "Not this time...."

omg stunner is killing me. haha

AC x Stunner wrote:

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline

You have to take your shoes off to bounce of a trampoline

Whats more fun than nailing babies to a wall?

Ripping them back off

How do you get 25 babies into a bowl?

Blender

How do you get them out?


Chips

What do you call a black man that flies a plane?













A pilot, you f-ing racist.

Sorry to do this to everyone hoping to win, but I'm only going to do one more round, so tomorrow at 8PM GMT I'll do 3 draws, each person winning 5k. Very sorry I'm not going to do what I originally said.

The winners for the final round are: DISOldManTiger, MichealC and Retro Hoonage, well done guys, 5K each!.

This is closed, I've got no more monies! Thanks for all the laughs everyone, mods can lock.

Thanks dude!

Ty sir!